BLIND DATE WITH A CRACKWHORE

The DAMN! Show's take on the TV show "Blind Date". This sketch sets up a veture captilist white boy with (what else) a crack whore. The antics continue as they go out to eat, make some pottery, turn a trick and smoke crack out of a coke can.

Fun for the whole family!

YUCKO THE CLOWN IN NEW ORLEANS

Yucko the alcoholic, anti-Semitic clown busting some cajun balls in New Orleans. See yucko get sloshed on Bourbon Street and get his ass kicked by a black chick. Classic.

Damn Fact: Yucko thought the transvestite in this segemnt was "freakin' hot" till he saw her buldge.

RACK EM RACK WILLIE

Another one of the DAMN! Show's homeless all stars. Rack em Rack runs around town screaming "rack em rack" at the top of his lungs. See him sing his own version of "Poison Ivy" and go swimming in the bushes.

INEBRIATED THE KOALA GOES SHOPPING

He's a crude, rude, alcoholic belligerent koala. In this episode the koala runs out of beer and has to go to the local "Food Whore" to pick some up. After humpin' someone's grandma and a few more drunken antics, he lands himself in jail with the koala raping Village People. Eucalyptus? YOU CAN LICK THIS!

Fun Fact: Koala is Austrailian for "does not drink" so Inebraited Koala is actually an oxy moro-- Ah, who gives a shit?

JIMMY GIBBERISH

This is our first encounter with Jimmy Gibberish, the schizophrenic bum. This guy doesn't say anything you can understand, but everything he says is hysterical and the subtitles make it even funnier. Here are some of his ramblings: Doughnut hotdog soda pop, Wack wack wack wack, peanut butter rooter, spin in a spirit car. You've got to see this one.

THE OSBOURNES

See the DAMN! Show crush SNL again with their Osbournes spoof that's 10 times funnier that the one Saturday Night Live attempted to do.

DAMN Fact: DAMN Show's Jack and Kelly weigh in with a combined weight of 600 lbs.

REGINA LYNN'S FAULTY MAXIE PADS

Regina Lynn, a white trash skank from Hull Georgia, is mad as hell because she was sold some faulty maxie pads by a local convience store. Watch as Regina tries to return the used pads to the store.

DAMN Fact: Regina's favorite pastime is cliping coupons for feminie hygene products.

THE GOOKS OF HAZZARD

Join Vo and Ruke Gook as they speed across Hazzard County in their orange Toyota Celicia. Boss Hog, Rosco, and Deputy Penis all want the Gook boys out of Hazzard county, but can't catch them because they get such good gas milage. One of the most requested DAMN! Show sketches ever.

DAMN Fact: The part of Godzilla in this sketch was played by Rosie O'Donnell

MAD COW

Channel 3's news report on Mad Cow's disease gets a little out of had when an actual mad cow starts attacking the journalist and the sound guys. This foul mouthed cow sure is pissed about something...

YUCKO THE CLOWN IN NEW YORK

Yucko the alcoholic, anti-Semitic clown busting balls in New York City. The funniest street interviews you've ever seen. Yucko says things to people that would make Satan blush. A must see.

Damn Fact: Yucko was born on Coney Island but was banned from there 20 years ago for trying to do a puppet show with his clowny penis (it's on the dvd).

CRAPPLE

Don't you hate those stupid snapple commercials? You won't hate The DAMN! Show's version. The bottles get high and decide to throw a party. It's going well till the Gay Zimaa shows up and F---s the Kool Aids man.

THE RACIST MR. ED

The only character that we have that's more racist that Yucko. Listen as this dirty horse spews racial slurs.

INEBRIATED THE KOALA MEETS GOD

He's a crude, rude, alcoholic belligerent koala. In this episode he stumbles into a Catholic Church mistaking it for a bar and "exposes" a priest. God then gives him a choice between World Peace and a his vey own monster truck. I think the choice is obivious.

HOW TO DANCE LIKE A WHITE GUY

Are you tired of rythm? Now you too can learn to display awkward, Jerky dance moves when you order: "How to dance like a White guy!" These are actual white men dancing really badly, not paid actors.

DAMN Fact: 95% of white men who dance look mildly retarted when doing so.

WHAT WOULD A BUM DO FOR A BUCK?

In this man on the street segment, The DAMN! Show sees just what homeless people are willing to do for one dollar. (No oral sex jokes please.) This is the first appearance of the infamous homeless guy Cherokee. He talks about everything from his "lady skills" to his fighting skills Tae Kwon Doe!

JIMMY GIBBERISH SINGS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

If you’re the type of patriotic, God-fearing American who can’t help but get a tear in your eye when you hear “The Star Spangled Banner,” don’t worry. Tears aint the bodily fluid you’ll leak when you enjoy Jimmy Gibberish's, everyone's favorite schizophrenic homeless guy's version. Subtitles included.

YUCKO GOES TO SUNDANCE

What's an international film festival without a racist clown? See Yucko raise hell on the streets of Park City, Utah during the Sundance film festival. Yucko advises most of the young talented film makers to give up, go home and kill themselves.

CHEROKEE THE BUM AS SANTA CLAUS

You've never seen santa claus like this. Drunk, homeless and spewing profanities. See Cherokee Clause get drunk and try to convince you college girls that he's the real Santa so he can get "Some pussy for Christmas."

CLAY PORN

Wow. You've got to see this one to believe it! All of your childhood characters banging away like a bunch of whores in a whore house. Growver, Miss Piggie, Big Byrd the Gansta rap puppet and best of all Burt and Earnie out and proud! Plenty of unnecessary claymation ejaculations.

Fun Fact: Clayporn 2 averages 1 "semen joke" every 25 seconds.

NAKED GIRLS WRESTLING PIGS!

We know some of you perves won't order a video without titties, so here ya go. Don't think your gonna see this one on the web site. See young, wet, horny, naked, slippery, whip cream covered hotties wrestling a pig.